Portuguese Pocket Pleaser Hello my friends and welcome. I know it's been quite a while since we last spoke and that would be for two reasons , one would be my lack of having anything of great import to relate and second my obsession with writing country songs. Apparently being a little old man from New Jersey who doesn’t know one end of a horse from the other does not preclude me from writing heartfelt tunes about life on the range with a country twang. Anyway , now that I have your attention (yawn) I gotta ask you, “What the heck is going on with restaurant prices nowadays”. $80 entrees, $23 martinis , yikes. It is almost enough to stop you from going out completely, not really. I tend to think that restaurant dining should be kinda fun, and not trigger a catastrophic financial collapse.Now I would normally tend to keep a secret like this to myself but you guys are my peeps and you've earned my trust by putting up with all my stupid n...