Not Just Locals Only Hello my friends and compatriots, and welcome. It seems like forever since I last imparted my words of wisdom. This is largely for two reasons , one because I was too lazy and two because I feel I had nothing of import to report. I am sure that is alliteration or something, I should have paid more attention to Mrs Donahoe in my eighth grade English class instead of hurling spitballs. Anyway I’ve gotta tell you about my current crush, the very fine rustic Italian restaurant Locale, located right here ( 51 Oceanport Ave) in Little Silver. I know what you are thinking , just what we need ,one more Italian Restaurant added to the other 2869 located on most every corner , in every town in the state. Yawn. I get it , and you would not be wrong. You may ask. How is one supposed to navigate the open seas of underwhelming spaghetti sauce? Well my peeps , that is what you have me for and I take my non paying job qu...
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BAD ADVICE Ya know, ever since I have been doing this column, I always try my best to give my readers good advice. I owe it to you all , because you have taken time out of your life to read this . Thanks, by the way . Then I was thinking , “What would be the worst advice that anyone has ever given you ?” Now there are many contenders for the worst words to live by but a few come to mind right off the bat. How about “What you don’t know won’t hurt you”. Now this is a good one , since it is my observation that most of the things we worry about don’t seem to happen at all, instead it's that unforeseen something coming out of left field that seems to kick your arse Six ways to Sunday. Not far behind are these words of wisdom , “What harm can it do?”, since it is my contention that as humans on this planet we generally have...
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HOMETOWN (H)OMAGE Hello my friends and welcome. As some of you may or may know, my home town of Long Branch has a long and sordid history of only two things , charismatic wise guys with colorful names ( like the infamous Pussy Russo) and Italian fare to die for . Ask any old tymers about the good ol days and their eyes will glass over as they recall a young Frank Sinatra and his cohorts slurping Manhattans and raising hell at the infamous Continental between bites of Puttanesca or Ossobucco. Although the once great institutions of the past ( like Ilventos and Sirianni’s ) have vanished along with sub million dollar real estate , there are a handful of very worthy contenders that are continuing the tradition of drool worthy fare in our area. First off has to be the venerable and very tasty Trama’s Tratto...
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Making Their Bar R Bar Greetings my bargain seeking gastronomes and welcome to my favorite time of the year. Now, I might have said this before but that was just another one of my favorite times of the year. Anyhoo, are y'all ready for a party ? Well, welcome my friends to R Bar (114 Main St, Asbury Park) , a Multi- “Fun” tual venue with live music, fabulous Greenhouse themed Roof Top bar and a very funky outdoor patio. This joint is friendly, fun and fabulous, thanks to the deft hand of ringleader and managing partner Casey Ritchings who keeps the party going and the inspired cookery of Executive Chef Mike (yes he is fine ) Feinberg ( late of Marc Forgione's American Cut in Manhattan). In fact, in my not so humble opinion, “R”, features some of the very best and most inventive Nawlins Cuisine you will ever have outside of The Big Easy. Their menu is replete ( Good SAT Word) with Delta inspired delicacies galore like light an...
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We’ve Got To Get Ourselves Back To The Garden Hello my friends and homies , let me ask you a question, are all you all you all just feeling just a little bit anxious lately? Like you are waiting for the next shoe to drop , only one bit of bad news away from disaster? Like if you were a piece of Sushi you would be an “ Out of Control Roll” . Are you feeling , now how should I put this, Just a little freaking uncertain? Well my friends if it makes you feel better, there are very good reasons for this and one of them is quite close, buzzing and pinging in your pocket. Never before have we been so distracted, so disconnected from nature and the spiritual world. Little beknownst to us, there is an industry spending virtually a trillion dollars annually to capture your time and attention . While it may seem relatively harmless , there is a “ Toll for the Scroll”, a cost we all pay for our modern conveniences and that among other things is a loss of wonder and separation from the earth,...
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LIVIN THE LIFE Hello my excellent friends and welcome to the very best time of the year. Ah, Spring! The birds are singing, the buds are budding , the Yankees are cheating, the days are getting longer and everyone is is just so anticipant ( if that's a word).You can almost smell the plethora of fertilizer blowing off your neighbors lawn, and hear his wife chirping , “I told you it was too windy”. Even the word “Spring” just connotes forward movement, leaping ahead, a new beginning and who among us wouldn’t want another chance to foul it all up again? Not Moi. FYI, Spring” or more accurately, “The Spring Equinox “ is called such because the sun is positioned directly over the equator dividing the periods of day and night time equally. Who knew? Not me, perhaps I should have listened more intently in science c...
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BETWIXT AND BETWEEN ( IF IT ITCHES, THEN) Hello my Besties and welcome to that in between time year when we are all waiting for that big yellow ball to return to the sky, for the lilies to bloom, for the Robin Red Breasts to make their appearance and for the Umpires ( if they are not electronic) to yell “Play Ball”. Yes my friends it is that “Almost Time” of the year when you can feel it trying to be spring. Soon you will be able to watch the commotion at the garden stores as they scramble to double their prices of anything green , knowing full well that you will be buying them twice, once far too soon watching them freeze overnight and later when it is actually warm. And so my friends, where should you go while you're waiting for the snowbirds to return to Capistrano? Glad you asked. I for one would hightail it over to one of my favorite local haunts, the consistently excellent , always satisfying rustic Italian Skratch Kitchen (812 Main St Br...